Reality is just beating us all over the head with incredibly obvious metaphors about Trump and the GOP at this point, isn't it?
- A bald eagle instinctively tries to murder him during a campaign photoshoot.
- America: "Huh, weird. Hey let's elect him president! Twice!"
- During his first term he poses for photos with an upside down Bible in front of a church he just teargassed.
- America: "I'm super religious but I'm just not seeing any warning signs here. Can we re-elect him yet?"
- During his second term Trump completely demolishes part of the White House, poses for photos in the ruins.
- America: "Nothing ominous about that!"
- Trump's White House blares bastardized versions of the national anthem and God Bless America, performed by convicted terrorists who tried to overthrow the government, at eardrum-rupturing volume while a nearby American flag literally falls off the flagpole.
- America: "I'm starting to gradually have some small doubts about this guy. I only 42% still believe he's doing an awesome job. We may eventually have a nailbiter election about this, assuming he allows us to have any more of those."
Next up the clouds over Washington DC will spontaneously form the words "IMPEACH HIM YOU IDIOTS" and we'll all remark on how odd the weather has been lately.