Stoned and (Still) Single (advert) by Brian Swichkow

'Stoned and (Still) Single (advert)' was an attempted redux of my @Stoned and Single (advert). Upon further exploration, it seems that my prior art-ing was influencing in shifting their Advertising Policies as they added a 'No @Self-Promotion' clause. I have a few ideas of how to skirt their new framework...