Brolarm, by 📝Spiritual Bro, is an always-on listening device for detecting, and interrupting, patterns of bullshit. Bullshit is an invisible, odorless, and deadly energy that can be produced by any spirt-burning Bro. Brolarm detects this poisonous energy and provides early warning. Brolarm protects you from any bullshit by alerting you to negative 📝introjects before they become unintended 📝manifestations.
Details
- Keep your bros safe with this easy to use, battery operated bullshit alarm; battery powered alarms provide continuous monitoring of BS levels, even if there's a power failure
- Features an advanced electrochemical bullshit sensor that accurately detects bullshit levels, no matter where the detector is placed in the room
- A loud 85 decibel alarm sounds when BS levels reach dangerous levels
- To ensure complete protection make sure to place one on each level of your home, in each bedroom, and at your office to prevent bullshit from making it's way into your work
- 5 year limited warranty; equipped with end of life signal chirp, so you know when it’s time to replace the Brolarm for safety
- All First Alert BS alarms are rigorously tested to meet UL standards
Contexts
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