ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium WE GOT 'EM ALL!
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Left Handed: Ǝ---
Fancy: ---{
WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!
33% off!: ---F
66% off!: ---L
Manufacturer's Defect!: ---e
NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
The Euro: ---€
The Pound: ---£
The Lira: ---₤
HAPPY LYNCHING!
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(note: Obviously this is copy/pasta.)