On the 📝Partners in Presence wedding registry, we listed the Rolls Royce of bidets, it read:

Gift us this and we'll think of you every time we poop for years to come! Act fast before someone else claims dominion over our only bathroom.

We often 📝Write for the Individual and, as we drafted this registry item in a fit of laughter, we had 📝Jim Goodman in mind. Jim, a fellow prankster, once jokingly declared himself a 'Special Asshole' and—with that as a prompt—is the reason we own specialasshole.com. True to his nature, when he discovered the bidet on our registry, he gifted it to us along with the shitinatoilet.com domain.

Reflections

"I think this bidet has made me a happier person." ~ 📝Chantle Edillor

Contexts

• 🏷️#jim-goodman (See: 📝Jim Goodman)
• 🏷️#in-present (See: 📝/present)