I am the most respected leader in a niche of marketing you've only ever hear of at the edges of conversation. I am your digital shaman, here, drink this.
I take you into my rabbit hole, show you what was right before your eyes.
I just gave this workshop, but... I also just growth hacked. Each of these resources are on my free platform. Now, I'm going to use the favor I just won with you to convert you on a small paid offer. Nothing absurd, something like $10 p/mo. I'll be warm and fuzzy, but really you'll all just be talking to yourselves with minor prompts for guidance. You want to know why? That's all you'll need. You might be freaking out about the new Google update or an issue with your manufacturer, but you're fucking smart. You figure these things out, all you need is a little nudge. And surprise surprise, your peers can nudge you too.
Ok, so you're giving me money now. Whew, this relationship has changed.